The avengers all get vine accounts And the first vine is uploaded of tony shoving Bruce down the stairs yelling “PARKOUR” then Bruce hulks out and suddenly it cuts to tony screaming and running
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
How do guys you keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x
people all over the world losing their shit over lady thor and chris hemsworth is like “lol ‘bout time mates ha ha”. shitting on ur whole life
THIS is how you mashup!!!
OH MY FUCKGIN IU JUST FLAOILED ALLO OVER THE PLAC E HOLY FUCK HO LD ON THE RE GOD
TONY STARK CREAMS HIS SUIT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS
*knocks on your door*
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